Notch Johnson - Cytaty
Najlepiej oczywiście oglądać sam serial bo tam roi się od pierwszorzędnych textów. Ale dla spragnionych ciętego/dwuznacznego języka mam tu coś. Wszystkie texty po angielsku (nie wiem czy jest sens tłumaczyć) ale z czasem przetłumaczę je. Cytaty nie tylko zachaczają strikte o Notcha ale o wszystkich bohaterów (i dobrze). Wiele z tych kwestii wypowiadają aktorzy którzy grali pojedyncze epizody, to tak dla jasności.
BJ: "Hey! There's Notch chasing an evil asian criminal type on that jetski"
Chad to BJ: "Er BJ, you know its a tradition to have unprotected sex with your date to Clamapalooza"
Dark Horse: "Notch, you mean well, but it is time for the Kahonees to enjoy the fruits."
Concerned Father: "I've lost my Peter".
Labia: "His pinata is huge, like a donkey. Es grande. It's even bigger than grande. It's venti!"
Kimberlee: But Notch, you can get Hawaiian Punch anywhere.
Notch: When I was young I used to love to suck on the king's nuts
Host: "Notch, you only have to eat one." Notch: "Are you kidding?! These boogers are even better than my own!"
Porcelain: "Tex, remember me?" Tex: "No." Kimberlee: "Show him the top of your head, Porcelain."
B.J.: "Well, no one is gonna penetrate my unit!"
Notch: "You know, when I first proposed devoting an entire building to lavatorial science, many of you pooh-poohed the idea. But a new wind has broken across America--can you smell it? Because now when I look down and see our movement, yes, it seems corny, some of you may find it nutty. But I for one feel flush with hope."
B.J. "I'm afraid to talk. I heard it's painful to be anal-ized." Porcelain: "It hurts at first, but then it feels good if you let yourself relax."
Kimberlee: "I'm sorry. Chappy, you're a therapist?" Chappy: "Kimberlee, I'm definitely certified."
B.J.: "I've never seen so many Cocks."
Chip: "I have a huge beef!"
Jamaica: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" B.J.: "That my dangling milkbags are about to burst?"
Notch: "Anus, prepare for Johnson!" Henious Anus: "Go ahead, make my gay!"
Chip: "...I don't want you to turn me into Frankenstein! I don't want to be ANY kind of Stein!"
Heinous Anus: "Just relax. You're going to feel a little prick in your throat."
Chip: "What's going on here? I don't think I like it here! I want to go home! Not homo!"
Stink Finger: "You're a very lucky fellow, Mr...?" Notch: "Stain. Peter Stain."
Notch: "Gang, I want you to say hello to F." Porcelain: "Who the f is F?"
Kimberlee: "If you're her [Jamaica's] mother, who's her father?" Okra Lee Gifford: "Honey, I'm savin' that one for sweeps!"
F: "I'll let the queen know of your good work." Notch: "Elton John?" F: "No, George Michael."
Notch: "F you...old dog! I haven't see you since we stopped that plot against the queen!" F: "Yes. And Elton John thanks you. But enough of this gay banter."
Chip: "Kimberlee is now one of them! She sucks the life out of people!!" Notch: "Kimberlee's a divorce lawyer?"
Chip: "Chief! Chief! A body has been found by the dock!" Notch: What a lucky break! Was the doc able to save him?"
Notch: "Porcelain, did you know that Noccus and I fought together in the Three Day War?" Jamaica: "I thought it was the Six Day War." Noccus: "Well it was, but I was able to get 50% off."
Chip: "And now, I'll pull out my really big tool."
Noccus: "Let's just say she went down for the Count."
Notch: "It's over, Fellachio! Nobody whacks this Johnson!"
Vinnei: "After you make the hit, you're a made woman." Jamaica: "I'll make the hit, but I ain't nobody's maid."
Porcelain: "Mrs. Strawther! I didn't know! I swear on my lifelike breasts!"
Notch: "You see, I have a pornographic memory!"
Jamaica: "Vinnie, this place is the bomb!" Vinnie: "WHERE?" Jamaica: "No, um, that's ebonics for bellisima."
Professor Taykakaka: "You have free range, chicken!"
Notch: "Professor! You've got the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
Binaka (in out-of-sync voice): "I'm sorry. I am crying because my father feels I have dishonored him by working in the chicken business." Notch (Also out-of sync): "He does not like to see chicks get eaten?"
Porcelain: "All us big actors love Japan. We can do commercials there without hurting our American careers." Kimberlee: "American career? Oh, I didn't realize picking dollars up without you hands was a career." (snickers) Porcelain: "At least my crotch has seen daylight within the last ten years." (snickers sarcastically)
BJ: "Is it a boy or a girl?" Notch: "BJ, I'm not a doctor."
Notch (after talking to the President): "Well, ya gotta love Bush!" Ellen: "I know I do."
B.J. (to Notch): "Stay away from me! You're a convicted feline!"
Porcelain: "I don't wanna become some kind of a bag lady!" Chappy: "Pity. You sure got the bags for it."
Notch: "You gotta help me, I need a place to hide, Aunt Jizzy." Aunt Jizzy: "Notch, you can hide behind my back porch. It's plenty big."
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